Football did it...are YOU ready??

Football season started last night. Lets just say I got caught up in watching the game. Life happens. Playas f*ck up. You should forgive me. In the mean time, I encourage all ladies to visit NFL.com, google football basics and get prepared to be ignored until the game and the post-game show are over. 


For those of you who still dont know how to act when football season starts, here are a few tips: 
Do not get upset with him for not paying attention to you. 
Do not try to talk to him during the game unless you're naked or dressed in see thru lace. 
Do not EVER under any circumstances throw your bish fits during the game. 
Do not complain when he cheers or yells at the TV. 
Do not question why he yells at the TV.
Do not walk in front of the TV. Save it all for the halftime show. 
Do not ask him to go on dates on football nights.
If you REALLY love him, you will fix him snacks and tell him its ok to invite his friends over to watch the game. 
If you do not understand the game, google what you dont know. Do not attempt to hold a conversation or ask 100 questions about why the quarterback took so long to throw the ball or why they hit each other so hard. 


Between NFL.com, ESPN and your man you should take this opportunity to learn about the greatest sport on earth!! If you dont have a man, learn common football terms and tune in to the game long enough to converse comfortably about the game. Sports is always a great way to break the ice. 


Since I still encounter females with no basic knowledge of football (baffles me every time), Belvedere is going to help you out with a few football basics: 


1. The Schedule: The 2010 NFL Schedule includes a sixteen-game National Football League regular season schedule, spread out over seventeen weeks from NFL Kickoff on the second Thursday in Septemberthrough the first Sunday in January of 2011. The season will culminate in the playing ofSuper Bowl XLV on February 6, 2011, at Dallas Cowboys Stadium.


2. The Scores: There are basically five different ways to score points in football: a touchdown, a field goal, a safety, a two-point conversion, and an extra point. The most valuable scoring play in football is the touchdown, which is worth six points. Read more here. Check here for the scores from Week 1.  How about those Saints?? 


3. The history. Wikipedia is lending a helping hand on this one. Click here. 


4. The Teams: There are 32 teams in the NFL. Click here for a full list of the teams. 


5. The Schedule. Check here for the 2010 schedule.




Belvedere hopes this helps!  




Peace.