Monday, July 26, 2010

Caution: Beware of the B*ITCH!

Caution: Throughout this post I will use the word bitch in a tongue-in-cheek way. I don't normally curse like a sailor but I digress. Moving forward...


A bitch is a word used to describe a strong woman who has her own identity and is secure with who she is. She does not need a man to complete her. She is independent and has a healthy spirit to enter a positive relationship. It is not about being mean, it is about asserting what you want and going after it.

Let me tell you something you may not know about Belvedere...she is a bitch. She's proud of it. She is a bitch when it comes to everything in life. Not the kind of bitch you hate but the kind of bitch you make your best friend. She is the one who gives it to you straight and you know its all in love. She refers to herself as a "bad bitch" without hesitation. Her best female friends and her sisters are her bitches. She speaks of herself in the third person. She doesn't play well with insecure bitches. She loves the kids. How u doin?

Listen up ladies & zesty men! Don't allow your S/O to run over you. You will be tested.
You may get manipulated into keeping a relationship casual even when you have expressed your interest in wanting "it" to become more serious.

He may be keeping you around because he doesn't want to see you happy with another man.

People will treat you how you let them treat you for as long as they can get away with it.

Note: These rules only apply during the chase. Once he says “Honeybunny I want an official RELATIONSHIP with you," all bets are off and you can make room for compromise. Before that happens, being a bitch will show a guy that you are not to be confused with a pawn in his dating game. If you show weakness play that nice girl sh*t  trust when Belvedere says he will take advantage of your obvious weakness. You will be robbed of time, self esteem and your kitty will never be the same.

Belvedere used to be a nice girl but since being a bitch is so much more fun, she will share the 3 rules bitches play by.

1. Assert yourself. You exchange numbers and his first reaction is to send you a text or IM. If she doesn't like texting she will ask him to call her. She will play his game of texting all night. If she wants a phone conversation she will ask for one.

2. Don't drop everything for a man. If its 10pm and he's asking you to come over and watch a movie, it could be well after midnight before you're home and after 1am before you're ready for bed. Let him know you need your beauty rest and ask him to reschedule at a time more convenient for you. Don't let him become your only priority.

3. Call him out on his bullsh*t. If he does something out of left field call him out on it immediately. If he tells you wildly inconsistent stories call him out. Remember you train people how to treat you. If you let him slide with bullsh*t once, he will take it and run a whole football field. If you keep letting it slide, before you know it both of you are covered in deep doo doo.


The bottom line: Make sure your man knows he has a strong, confident, beautiful and secure woman on his arm. The dating game is not for the weak at heart. Have a game plan and stick to it. Belvedere is here to give it to you straight and to help you find what works for you.

Please note: I can call myself a bitch. You cant. See generally, a Negro's explanation for why yt people are forbidden from using the N-word while referring to dear friends as our n*ggas.


I love my bitches! 
                   








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